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OW That Smarts! Coros LINX First Ride

OW That Smarts! Coros LINX First Ride

As I mentioned yesterday, I recently took delivery of the Coros LINX smart cycling helmet:


Here is how Coros describes it:


We are excited to introduce our first product, the Coros™
LINX smart cycling helmet. Our industry pioneering
helmet is the ultimate audio solution for cyclists, so
riders can get the most enjoyment out of their cycling
experience without compromising safety.

Coros™ LINX delivers mobile lifestyle demands of
smartphone connectivity, precision two-way audio, and
instant accessibility, all packed into a performance
helmet. It does this ears, hands, and eyes free, so you
can keep focused on your ride and the road.

Open-ear bone conduction audio - no wires, no earbuds,
no safety compromises – links you to your music,
friends, bike mates, navigation, and ride data to enrich
the ultimate riding experience.

And heres a diagram of its various functions:


Now, by way of a disclaimer, I should confess that Im interested in doing virtually none of these things while Im riding my bike--and that includes listening to music.  This isnt because I think listening to music at a reasonable volume while riding is particularly dangerous (I dont), or because I dont care much for music (I do).  Rather, its just because I generally find riding interesting and engaging enough that I dont need the extra stimulus.  Also, I prefer to listen to music at home on external speakers, rather than via devices on my head.  Even on the subway I tend to go without headphones, though I do put them on and crank up the volume when a fellow passenger launches into a psychotic rant or a heated argument breaks out because someone didnt say "excuse me,"which you can pretty much count on during rush hour.

At the same time, Im not a total luddite.  I live in the 21st century.  Im a parent.  I run a bicycle blogging media empire.  As much as I like to vanish completely while riding a bicycle, I also want to be able to keep in touch.  In fact, I even wear a "smart watch" so I dont miss important texts such as "Pick up some milk on the way home" or "Where the fuck are you?" while Im riding, which tends to happen when your phone is buried deep in your jersey pocket.  It was this same smart watch that alerted me to the impending birth of my second child.  I was quite literally lifting my bike off the storage rack to go for a ride when my watch vibrated and I learned my wifes water had broken.  (Hey, the kid wasnt due for another week, I figured I had time.)  I mean, its not like I wouldnt have checked my phone, its just that ideally no "My water just broke!" phone call should ever go unanswered.

The point of all of this is that, despite my many sarcastic posts on the subject, Im by no means immune to electronic gadgetry or modern societys pathological need to be connected at all times.

Anyway, I was quite pleased to receive the helmet, mostly because it afforded me an excuse to fuck off for a bike ride under the guise of "product testing."  First, I unpacked the helmet.  Next, I repaired to the restroom, where I set about installing and configuring the concomitant Coros app on my popular brand of smartphone.  One of the first things the app asks for is your emergency contact:


I chose my wife, even though every cyclist knows you should always hide injuries and bike component expenditures from your loved ones in order to spare them any undue concern:


She immediately texted back asking why she was getting weird texts from something called Coros about being an emergency contact, so evidently the app was working, though I feared our relationship was already on shaky ground.

Once the app was installed and Id finished my other restroom business I paired it with my psmartphone using Bluetooth technology.  Then I put on some stretchy clothes, fired up the apps tracking feature, and headed out for a ride:


As I mentioned, I generally dont listen to music while riding, but since this was one of the helmets main selling points obviously I was going to make an exception.  Heres the remote that comes with the helmet.  It mounts in about five seconds:


Im not sure if youre supposed to mount it horizontally or vertically, but whatever, this is how I did it.

Once Id fitted the remote I cued up some Shostakovich in order to seem cultured to my dozens of readers:


As mentioned in the diagram above, the helmet uses "open-ear bone conduction audio."  While "bone conduction" may sound like somebody conducting an orchestra using an erection instead of a baton, what it really means is that the "speakers rest on your cheekbones and send you the music through the bones of your skull.  Having never used bone conduction before, I didnt know what to expect, but Id describe the fidelity of the Coros LINX open-ear bone conduction audio system as slightly better than hold music played over your smartphones speaker and held in the vicinity of your ear.  I dont know if thats the nature of bone conduction, or if maybe I didnt place my open-ear bone conduction audio nubs properly, but thats what it sounded like to me.

As for the helmet itself, heres a photo, and I apologize in advance for including myself in it:


Here you can see the open-ear bone conduction audio nubs:


And here you can see me breathing fire from my generously-proportioned schnoz because Im excited to go for a ride:


Im not going to bother commenting on the helmets aesthetics because I think pretty much all helmets look similarly goofy.  (And yes, I generally do wear a helmet when riding in stretchy clothes.)  It did feel slightly heavier in my hands than a regular sporty-biking helmet, but once it was on my noggin I didnt really notice.  What I did notice was the presence of the open-ear bone conduction audio nubs against my head, though I wouldnt say it was bothersome; it was just apparent.

Anyway, with Shostakovich sending me into an emotional tailspin and the Coros app tracking my every move I figured Id try to place a phone call.  So I called my mother, noted author of the parochial school screed in my Brooks blog post from the other day.  She did not answer, though her voicemail greeting was clear and audible through my helmet.  I left her a message.  She did not call me back.  Therefore, I was unable to complete the "receiving a call" test.

Maybe next time.

By now Id arrived at Sprain Ridge Park (which you might also remember from my Brooks blog post), where I paused to futz with my tire pressure (no, I will not tell you #whatpressureyourunning, thats proprietary information) and admire the manner in which my smart helmet complemented the fork on my Marin Pine Mountain 1:


Not long after, I was picking my way up a rocky little climb, at which point disembodied voice in my head said "Pairing."  Then announced "Power Off" or words to that effect.  Then it said "Pairing" again, indicating the power was still on.  (I soon confirmed this by checking the helmets power light.)

I do not know why it did any of this.

Anyway, on I rode until reaching the top of the big climb, at which point I turned off the ride tracking and admired my accomplishment:


Amazingly my 10.5 mile ride at a 6.5mph average speed was enough to make me the third-best Coros smart helmet-riding cyclist in the entire world:


Incredible.

However, I should point out that when I set out on my ride my smartphones battery was at 70%.  Now, after only about an hour and a half of riding, it was at like 15%.  Im not sure if I did something wrong on my end, but if not that would appear to be a problem.  I should also point out that, while the helmets weight didnt bother me initially, it did seem to move around a bit more than a regular helmet on rough terrain.  I dont know if thats because I need to fine-tune the fit, or because of the helmet itself.  Ill mess around with it and let you know.

Now it was time to test the helmets crash alert system.  Incredibly Id managed not to fall down on my 10.5-mile "epic," so instead I figured Id just pitch the fucker and see what happened:
I can only assume that the helmet had spontaneously un-paired itself from my phone on that climb earlier in the ride, and indeed since then Ive been unable to pair it again.  This could be because: a) Im an idiot; b) The helmet aint no good; or c) Id dashed it against a rock.

Regardless, rest assured Ill try to get to the bottom of this, and that Ill continue to subject the helmet to rigorous real-world testing, mostly because I can use all the riding excuses I can get.

And with that, I un-pair myself from this blog until tomorrow.

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